If I ruled the world...

Hi. I'm Woody.

This is the part that's a bit weird. In this section here I have to attempt to sell myself to an unknowing person.

Erm. I can fly. And if you read my words, you'll get superpowers?

Maybe not. All I know is that I like to ramble, and a few days ago, after one of my random rants, I was told that I should start a blog, so I thought "what the hell?"

And here we go.